105 Thoughts We Had While Watching Wicker

From the moment we first saw a teaser trailer, we’ve simply been dying to see Wicker. We couldn’t wait to see how the love story between Olivia Colman’s Fisherwoman and Alexander Skarsgård’s Wicker Husband would unfold on the big screen. Of course, we had to document every single thought we had during our first viewing of the film:

*Spoilers ahead *
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1. The title treatment is so nice
2. 💞Elizabeth Debicki💞
3. Love Peter Dinklage’s voice
4. Beautiful and trippy already
5. The music is so funny
6. Omg they call her “spinster”
7. I love that blue corset
8. The mini egg baskets are so darling
9. “Lick my worm”
10. That wench in a collar!
11. They’re putting a collar on a woman ooooh
12. 🎶man and woman become man and his WIFE🎶
13. It’s really funny how all of their names are just their jobs
14. Mary Bennet is that you??
15. The costumes are so beautiful
16. This is reminding me of The Scarlet Letter for some reason
17. “Alright virgins”
18. “Fisherwoman, you caught yourself a lover?”
19. “Love seems more burden than a prize,” put that on a shirt
20. I think it’s cool she’s a fisherwoman, she has a great skill
21. Okay it’s happening, she’s asking for a husband
22. All the hats in this are so good
23. Basketmaker agreed so quickly!
24. Is this a musical because it’s really has that energy
25. Wicker musical when?
26. Oh he’s off his rocker!
27. I truly wish it was possible to craft a husband
28. Big wedding day! And Wicker Husband is all ready
29. He reminds me of Fiyero is all I have to say
30. Is he gonna turn into a real man
31. She loves him already
32. Oh the gravity of the situation is hitting her
33. The priest is shellshocked
34. Oyster candle is so chic
35. “Only one bed”
36. The creaking is crazy
37. Wicker Husband ASMR
38. They went for it and the bed broke!
39. How does Alexander’s costume work I must know
40. Love that she just got up and went to work
41. “He’s wicker”
42. Okay he’s a handyman, it’s giving “I can fix that”
43. Collar on the bride jumpscare
44. They are making their debut!
45. The whole town is shocked and honestly I don’t blame them
46. Wicker Husband has beautiful eyelashes
47. Also he’s so spry for being a basket, great dancer
48. All the women are seeing what a devoted husband looks like
49. Everyone loves Wicker Husband!
50. “You are the reason I live and breathe,” Anthony Bridgerton is quaking
51. How did they do the sound for this
52. Can I talk to the foley artist
53. Was it basket
54. Or something else
55. Wicker Husband is causing tension
56. If anything happens to Wicker Husband I’m going to lose it
57. The music is SO good
58. They are gardening inspo
59. And they’re so lovely together
60. No, seriously nothing bad better happen
61. Nobody can hurt Wicker Husband
62. Omg they call him Fisherhusband
63. Oh… now Fisherfucker
64. Okay, he’s literally helping the men through their toxic masculinity
65. They really are so chill about the fact that he’s made of wood, lowkey they’re open minded as hell
66. Tailor’s Wife is a tyrant
67. Does he consider baskets his siblings or cousins
68. “The load is always lighter when you are by my side”
69. The bottlewasher has baby bangs
70. Bottlewasher is so Bushwick and everything he’s wearing could be bought at a Buffalo Exchange
71. Richard E. Grant!!!!
72. He’s the doctor!!
73. Honestly all the men need to just let the women take over
74. Oh no Fisherwoman is sad and it makes me sad
75. “I am very flammable”
76. Olivia Coleman is such a good actress and so effortlessly funny
77. I think this is better than Wuthering Heights 
78. I literally forgot about Peter Dinklage for a sec, so glad he’s back
79. “A man’s work is greater than the man himself”
80. “I don’t blame her, I’d climb that”
81. The way the women conduct themselves and talk is so cool
82. Wicker baby??????
83. Will the Wicker baby grow?
84. Okay honestly there are so many nuanced messages about women’s autonomy, grief, and what it means to choose a life for oneself
85. “Cease living” is an amazing comeback
86. The conflict is too much for me
87. Noooooooooooooooo
88. The Basketmaker is very hubristic tbh
89. His hats are SO good
90. I want a million tiny baskets
91. Fisherwoman is my hero
92. “Do you think baskets are good”
93. “It’s easier to believe the bad than the good”
94. Thank god he could be rebuilt
95. Will the baby be a baby forever?
96. “My love doesn’t require a promise”
97. “This whole village has become thoroughly debauched”
98. Mention of a Wicker Woman and they’ve all gone mad
99. Okay a Wicker Woman would be pretty cool
100. The whole town has lost its mind
101. Wicker-induced psychosis
102. A thorny bride
103. A delicious cake presented to the basketmaker Bake-Off style
104. Okay and they live happily ever after
105. What a weird, lovely movie!

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